#PLACE

welcome ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, above and beyond! coming live from the james arnott theatre in glasgow uk our annual pageant where we'll be looking for the MISS NATURE of 2016!!! can i hear some cheers please? our contestants will be competing for fame and glory and the title of the most beautiful and tantalizing natural phenomenon let me introduce you to our first contestant! MISS FORREST! miss forrest likes good books, a sweet cup of cocoa, long walks on the beach, dressing up as a platypus and she makes her own bread! thank you miss forrest everyone! our next contestant is, drumroll please... MISS WILDLIFEEEE! in her spare time miss wildlife presents her own youtube channel and studies marketing at university. this is her second time in the pageant and much like last year she has struggled in the first two rounds but climbed back up to the top for the final. may we yet see a victory? miss wildlife is notorious for her speed in origami folding. thank you miss wildlife. and now ladies and gentlemen let me present to you our newcomer! so far she has been the star of our show. she has been known for walking too fast during the catwalk but now she's doing just fine. usually competing in the alternative underground dark ecology pageant this year she has broken through to our competition. i present to you miss oil spill! thank you miss oil spill that's great.